Starting Point:
Reading on the Loo
Reading on the loo
There is an obvious rhyme here
So what am I to do?
I needn’t be low brow
You surely know it too
We all remember the children’s book
And what everybody must do
Children’s books
Run the gamut
If one looks one finds
Every category
Has its books
Google search: weirdest children’s books
Answer: Click here
(you will not be disappointed)
Join Froyo
and his trusty complain Samwich Gumtree
On an adventure across Centre World
To rid the lands of the pacifier of dependency
And free all children from the naughty Sour Ron
Ages 0 – 3
How much must I change
To shed the tag of plagiarism
I mean, seven original plots
Every story already written
No one can escape criticism
Google search: can you go to prison for plagiarism?
Answer: Plagiarism is a crime – that is a fact.
Most cases of plagiarism are considered misdemeanors, punishable by fines of anywhere between $100 and $50,000 — and up to one year in jail.
Ummm….
I
don’t
know
what to write now
I could be caught
And imprisoned
In what I thought
Was an original thought
Monostich:justice for (those conscious of) all (artistic works)
Taking liberties in a court of law
Weekly Theme:
Train of Thought
I asked friends and family for a starting point and followed the train.
Oh my — the first two entries in the children’s books are hilarious. 😀
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I know! Crazy! I doubt that would fly in today’s market.
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Well, there is that cartoon about the prehensile…
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Perhaps for a more adult (fetish)market.
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It was the one for kids and the guy had a naughty willy. Danish.
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Different standards in Scandinavia.
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That link was worth it just for the horse bones. Laughing out loud here!
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Yes, that horse had a bone alright 🤣
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🤣🤣🤣
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I loved this. I can’t imagine going to prison for plagiarism. I’d never tell anyone what I was in for.
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I’m too stupid to come up with my own ideas. I stole someone else’s 😂😂🤓
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😂 maybe don’t say that in court.
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Thank you. Happy to hear.
No, I don’t suppose you could get into any tough gangs with that rap sheet.
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You started strong with “Reading on the Loo” and finished strong with “ummm…” I am amused!
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Thank you. A playful day thanks to the prompt.
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Oh my gosh! That link was definitely worth it😂😂😂
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I love your comment about plagiarism. Everything I have read influences my writing and there are only so many stories to be told! Great post.
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Thank you. There certainly is a line, a very thick line we tread each day never knowing if we will step over. Such is the price of expression.
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While I’m waiting round
On the loo for it
I contemplate the infinite
While here I wait and sit
Nothing’s coming M. Infinite contemplation’s a no-go……
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Probably for the best.
Stick to business
Try to think less
We don’t want a mess.
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I’ll try to think less but you know my problem…..
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I know it too well.
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A slippery slop…🤣…
A very entertaining and whimsical write.🙏
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Thank you. I try to entertain 😊
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Froyo and Samwich Gumtree …. these are fun names! Would be neat to see a book with these characters. And if it has illustrations, I’d like to see how Sour Ron looks.
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You can write it, I’m not going to prison 🤣
Sour Ron in my mind is a giant sour hard candy that glows and rest at the top of a chocolate fountain mountain.
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LOL! I wonder if Sour Ron scares off tourists from that mountain. Because otherwise, surely the mountain would be swarmed with tourists. Including me 🙂
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It’s surrounded by dorks, many, many angry dorks 😉
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I never feel too bad about writing poorly because I know I will never be accused of plagiarism!
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😂 that is a genius excuse.
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I was not disappointed.
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I try not to disappoint 😊
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I wonder if anyone has ever been sentenced to the maximum 5 years for movie piracy? 🙂
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I used to think that every time I was fast forwarding through that warning.
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I have one of those books – Elephant Elements. It’s the one with boy/girl (which is accurate for quadrupeds) and plugged/unplugged. It’s absolutely brilliant! It also has such classics as visible/invisible, with a picture for the former and a blank page for the latter, and intelligent/stupid with two identical pictures. I was disappointed when my kids outgrew that one.
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I expect/hope the books in the list make much more sense in context. I have a few pictures of similar instances from the past few years. My favourite is from a children’s Bible. It’s a picture of Jesus and another man smiling at each other and holding hands. The title reads ‘Jesus visits a man in the night’.
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I’m sure his father would disapprove. 😀
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That definately would be an interesting conversation to be privy to.
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Thanks for the link up 👍
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😱
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😏
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I know! One of the funniest I’ve ever seen. Sorry about the delay in response, I just found this in spam.
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