A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. The medicine go down Until you get diabetes Then it's the other way around The other way around.
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I don’t want to die, I just ran out of Red Bull
I'm so tired So please don't judge When I use this fork As an electrical plug
You Think You Know
It's so cute That you think you know who I am When I don't know Mice self My elf Myshelf Myspace M ¥ § € [ £ Yer, I'm never gonna get it. And neither will you.
Laughing at Monsters, Screaming at Clowns
Heightened emotions stoked A Surprising moment arises The shock of the unexpected Creates an uncontrollable response Tottering on the precipice of hysterics A sudden shriek Unique to the caller Is emitted indiscriminately Yes Laughing is screaming But in a good way
Unconditional Love Limerick
Looking for love I read, I must take many lovers to bed. But I had no luck, Cos I didn't give a fuck, So I bought a dog instead
