My wife doesn't knowI sneak out for BrandyShe lives two blocks overWhich I find rather handy A lead from the fluentMore often than notIs guise of the most truantUnder the influence of rot Evil Nod The search copter swirleda red and yellow car in its sightsThey backed their prey into a cornerand centred the blinding … Continue reading Under the Influence
6 words Planet Earth 'For Sale' sign removed. 36 words I feel it, like pre-consternation, like a special kind of pessimism, the reccurring theme that scripts my life. I think this and stare into the emptiness.Why is there never milk left when it's my turn? 66 words The child appeared concerned."That sound, I've heard it … Continue reading Flash 666
"In my honest opinion, folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.” "But I don't know what I want to be." “Well, it's not that important. Whatever you are, be a good one.” "It's just so hard these days with all the haters." “Do I not destroy my enemies … Continue reading Rocks & Nuts Raising the Bar
Limerick: drink drank drunk The old drunk had quit the drinkAnd no one knew what to thinkBut what was bizarreWas he took it too farHe died, dehydrated beside a sink "I don't believe I've ever chortled.""I do all the time, especially when I think about my life."She laughed. He listened. "You're right, it's more of … Continue reading Drinks, Laughs & Wishes
"The woman who served me called me, pet.""So?""So, I rubbed up against her leg and licked her face. We have to go. Now." pet/pɛt/noun: pet; plural noun: petsA domestic or tamed animal kept for companionship or pleasure. Lazy Limerick:Yorpette I once had a dog named, YorpetteWho needed to be taken to the vet"Is this your … Continue reading What is a Pet?