Seared Hearts & Tomatoes

You broken my heartBut I'll move onThere are better thingsfor me than you You can keep the heartIt may be the only oneyou will ever have I will grow a new heart Fact: The severed head of a sea slug can grow a whole new body. (including a new heart) Alien 1: you think the …

The Legend of the Pirate Mouse: A Twisty Tale

I've never reblogged anything before, but then, I've never had fan fiction written about me either. Please check out this amazing artist and my good friend, Harley. mouse 💚 There once was a pirate mouse, who had many gifts he shared with the world. He traveled the seven seas and the shores of Loch Ness …

Curiosity Peaked

The inconvenience of a small townis also it's charmhe said to me He worea pink shirt with a forget me not printHe reached for his beast pocketI expecteda badgeInsteadhe flashed mea Dale Cooper trading card Good cup of coffeehe remarkedas he downed the cupLas Ketchupare missingOn the eve of their new releaseThe Tortilla Dance I …

And God Created Woman

"And God created woman, the corruptor of man." Antoine gestures to the poster that adorns the classic feature window of the Orion Theatre. "You believe this nonsense?"Michel stares with the dreamy eyes of youth."Well, when you think of Eden and Eve, corruptor of man makes sense, I guess." He shrugs. "Honestly, it could say 'the …

Comical Comics

Mary Jane: I'm pregnant. Peter Parker: That's amazing! Mary Jane: Is it, Peter!?! I'm about to be the mother of a hundred spider babies! Hellboy: It's called the right hand of doom.Liz Sherman: You name that thing after your teen years? Batman: - sigh - A fly in an ice cube. Joker: It's a classic. …