Born From Who Knows Where

There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.Hamlet, William Shakespeare Where were you,cos you certainly weren't here Daydreaming Well, that much is clearBut where did you go? Honestly...I don't know I lost my train ofthought daydreaming WildMonkey barsWhere cavorting primatesHang about They mooThey jump over moonsButNeverhave I seen a cow smilePerhapsA …

Bathroom to Prison

Starting Point:Reading on the Loo Reading on the looThere is an obvious rhyme hereSo what am I to do?I needn't be low browYou surely know it tooWe all remember the children's bookAnd what everybody must do Children's booksRun the gamutIf one looks one findsEvery categoryHas its books Google search: weirdest children's booksAnswer: Click here(you will …

Picky & Particular

Koala bear, koala bearLounging in a treeHappy and lazyAs a koala should be Soaking up the sunLeaves in his bellyThen comes laughinglaughing in his tree He raises his head and shoutsKnowing who it would bebugger off mister kookaburraThis gum tree belongs to me Don't pick your noseDon't pick your nosedon't pickdon't pickDon't pick your noseCos …

Bobcats & Space Sheep

PSA: World Health OrganisationPorky the Pig will be joined by Beefy the Bull and Vealy Calf to bring awareness to the vegetarian lifestyle.  Children's Rondel: Bobcat Bob You best not mess with Bobcat Bobyou never know what he might doHe can cry 'til his face is bluemore like a baby with each sob Always ready …

Folía: Children’s Rhyme: Build a Pet

It was a silly accidentI mixed a pig and a frogA bouncing pog was born and wentMaybe I could build a dog So I thought of what I could useI tried a duck and a frogThe resulting frock got looseMaybe I'll give up on the dog I decided that was okayBecause everyone has a dogBut …