Starting Point:
Where is the fishing rod?
The beginning of the Ballad of Fishing Rod
The authorities were a flounder
The disappearance was deemed odd
Every day without fail for thirty years,
We was spotted, the hybrid human-cephalopod
He would catch fish with his bare teeth
Even married one he called Mariana Cod
Then, one day he had gone away
But what happened to Fishing Rod?
It's not the size of the rod
It's the slipperiness of the fish
Out of the frying pan
And into the fire
I could think of worse ways
to smoke out a liar
Google search: Do people eat lyrebird?
Answer: Yes, in the past. Now protected.
Apparently, it tastes like the grouse or blackcock of Scotland.
Additional Google search: how much blackcock do they eat in Scotland?
Answer: not as much as they used to. I did find a large number of links to a ‘fake taxi’ but it was unrelated.
Tanka: Fake sounds about right
I was late to work
Forgot I had no money
Lucky Fake Taxi
Was more than happy to help
With a ride to remember
Goods and services
Varying exchange rates
Unpredictable stock markets
Supply and demand
How can prices ever be fair
Weekly Theme:
Train of Thought
I asked friends and family for a starting point and followed the train.
Misguided adventures, get Twistified. 👍🏻😉💙
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I would love to have done one of these long enough to come full circle but God knows how long that would take 🤣💚
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A novel idea 😉🤣🤣💙
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Hehe! Glad this train didn’t go off the rails! Fishing Rod sounds like some one I know!!
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Really?! We have found fishing Rod!
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Fishing Rod is a mystery. I would like to know where he went. Great job taking the fake taxi.
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Maybe one day I will have to finish the ballad of Fishing Rod.
It was a great job 😉
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Please do. I hope he is found.
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Seems Don has intentions of completing the story with a happy ending. So all is well.
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I love happy endings.
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It does seem to be a favourite of most.
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Very inspiring lines , nice to read 👌🙏🌷
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Thank you. I was worried this one might not be so well received 💚
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Came my Reader 👍🏻🌷 most welcome 🙏🌷
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yeah how much black cock is eaten in Scotland ?
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Is it just my mind Matt?
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Nope..you’re in good company lol
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Despite being in good company, separating blackcock was clever….
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Wouldn’t you like to know. Charmer has feet on the ground, I defer to her 😏
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I know, I thought of her as well lol
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I wouldn’t want to lower the tone by giving figures … Needless to say it’s one of our favourite dishes! 😜🖤
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🤣🤣🤣 stuffed intestines and blackcock 🤣🤣🤣💚
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Mouse!!!! 😜🤣🤣🤣🖤
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😉🤣💚
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😉🖤
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So, so cheeky!! 🤣🤣🤣🖤
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Posting it I thought, too cheeky? Then I thought, stuff it 🤣💚
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Exactly!! 😜🖤
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Matt and Don (above) are curious about the consumption of black cock in Scotland. Perhaps you could shed a little light 🤔💚
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What happened to Rod
Where did he go
Has anyone seen him
Does anyone know?
I’m fretting for him mummy……
I’m sure mouse has an inkling…..
Yes?….
Look..’the Beginning of….’ Everything has an ending sweetie and they’re always happy…..
I hope so mummy. Snivel snivel…….
(See what you’ve started M?)
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🤣 nicely done.
I didn’t expect anyone to care for poor Fishing Rod.
Beginning. I wanted the grandeur of a ballad without putting in the effort 🤣
Honestly, I hadn’t thought about that story going any further.
For the sake of children I will say it’s a happy ending. Tell mother and child not to fret.
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Little Billy is a very caring boy. He even worries about stepping on an ant and can be seen hopping aside to avoid them. Personally I think he’s neurotic and will not have an easy life growing up. But that’s another story. I will tell him that Rod eventually finds a Fairy Fishing Rod and they both go into the Grotto of Love and produce lotsa little baby Rods named………. How’s that M?. Sorted. Maybe I should go into writing kiddy story books….. all with happy endings of course
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Naw, go the Edward Gorey Gashley Crumb Tinies route instesd
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You’re right, little Billy is not long for this world.
I think I’m happy to hand over all rights to the story if you wish to continue 🤣
I think you could make a killing in children’s books.
Is there any other kind of ending 😏
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Billy is quite happy to leave textbook comment responses to you. He’s quite enjoying your stories. He turns his nose up at your complex poetical forms though . I told him he’s going to have to learn it at school so he better get used to it.
Serious me – imagination at play M. A wonderful human gift. The adventures of Billy. Online playschool from The House of Mouse…..
Writers block? Never heard of it…..
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I’m sure he is 😂
The poetry forms started as practice for me and have become my most popular posts.
This blog was supposed to be twisted short stories, but after months of no one reading I branched out, poetry, thoughts, humor, etc. Things moved faster after that. Plus I found a rhythm and a style that works.
I do have a lot of child friendly stuff on the site. Mostly it was for my kids.
Don’t know if I would subject other peoples children to it 🤣
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You’re writing more back now. Nice to see….
You’re right. And it’s interesting how one’s style gradually changes and evolves….
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Back to work now so writing back will become more difficult.
It’s taken me a couple of years to notice it. On the other end, I was looking at some stuff from my teenagers years and still see similarities.
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I definitely have changed. Lot more humour now. Poems much shorter. Most single quatrains. I put this down to enabling me reel off the many rapid thoughts which keep rolling out. The consequence of having a mind going 24/7. I’m doomed M…Billy and Skip say hang in there….
Humour and fantasy are my lifelines M…..also the pills they give me
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That sounds almost exactly the same as my own progress.
Still waiting on the pills though.
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You gotta ask for pills. ……
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That’s where I went wrong.
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Sorry to hear……
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