How desperate was the first guy to try seaweed?
“What’s this washed up on the shore?
It looks poisonous.
I have to put that in my mouth.”
Nori nori in all your glory
How I love you so
Stuffed with Marlin, a dash of Dori
And if I can find it, a little Nemo
You can not escape the weed
Be it by land or under the sea
How long until they take to the sky
Like the plot of a shitty B-grade movie
“We’re not gonna make it out alive!”
“What are you talking about, we’re in a helicopter.”
[Points out cockpit window] “Tell that to him.”
[Tentacle of seaweed slaps side of copter]
Maybe it’s just me
But the word tentacle
Makes me think of H P
If you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend
‘Color Out of Space’
Pure Lovecraft magic
With Nicolas Cage at his craziest, cagiest best
If you put Nicolas Cage
In a Cage
You’ve created a Cage cage
By caging a Cage
I wrote cage so many times it looked wrong
I had to look it up to make sure it was right
Train of Thought
I asked friends and family for a starting point and followed the train.