Girls & Engineering Diets

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What did you discover?

A girl.

Don’t get out much, do you?

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Senryu: The Other AI

Digital learning
Artificial idiot
Fails all his classes

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Girl: What’s that?
Boy: Simple engineering.
Girl: What?
Boy: You know, bridges, tunnels, roads, vehicles, buildings. Pretty much all manner of structures and machines, among other things.
Girl: Oh, I’ve never heard of any of those things. Maybe it’s because I’m a girl.

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It’s not bath time
without a rubber duck
Just like,
it’s not politics
without an old, white fuck

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“I’m on the pescatarian diet, I’ll have the clam chowder with toast.”
“Keto diet for me. I’ll take the chilli.”
“Pancakes and chocolate covered nuts. I can eat that on the chocoholics diet.”
“Okay people, let’s all eat right. I’m going to teach you about the latest and greatest diet that’s taking Hollywood by storm.
It’s called, The Quiet Diet. You can eat whatever you want, just shut the fuck up about it.”

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Ta’ Anit Ester

hold firm control of oneself
In the name of spiritual health

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( 🤫 quiet day 🤫 )
( how do you tell someone it’s quiet day without making a sound?)

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Weekly Theme:
Holidays & Observances

Digital Learning Day
Discover Girl Day
Introduce a Girl to Engineering Day
Let’s All Eat Right Day
National Chili Day
National Chocolate Covered Nuts Day
National Clam Chowder Day
National Pancake Day (IHOP)
National Toast Day
Quiet Day
Rubber Ducky Day
Ta’ Anit Ester

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