Short Bursts

Couplet: motivation Once you get in the swingTry not to fall off the thing Quatrain: time to mutilate A short sudden burstExtinguishes the flameIn order to deny a thirstWe alter a given name Abbr(eviated) Haiku: abbr(eviation) to save timeabbr(eviation)is abbr Lune: underdeveloped single image shotwill belieno depth beyond shape Haiku: holiday pics tacky summer glosssnaps … Continue reading Short Bursts

God’s Name & Recipes with Bacon

Once upon a time there was a PistachioLiving in Porto-VecchioAfter witnessing a hit on Don PestoHe was incommunicadoHiding from mob boss Avocado News Anchor: We warn anyone with a weak stomach or small children to leave the room before this next story.A Personal Chef has made headlines worldwide today. Inspired by Stand up to Bullying … Continue reading God’s Name & Recipes with Bacon

Girls & Engineering Diets

What did you discover? A girl. Don't get out much, do you? Senryu: The Other AI Digital learningArtificial idiotFails all his classes Girl: What's that?Boy: Simple engineering.Girl: What?Boy: You know, bridges, tunnels, roads, vehicles, buildings. Pretty much all manner of structures and machines, among other things.Girl: Oh, I've never heard of any of those things. … Continue reading Girls & Engineering Diets