It’s in the Technique

Monostich: I've taken it all Now, all I have left is to give I'm Not Going to Take It Anymore Day (INSERT distaff) dirty joke here Distaff Day(I don't know what distaff is)(Okay, I looked it up. Not as dirty as I thought) Tanka: tempurally Portuguese Nagasaki proudsixteenth-century techniquebattered and deep-friedthank you to the Portuguesethis … Continue reading It’s in the Technique

Not All That Glitters is a Gift

Welcome! Welcome!To the 26th AnnualFruitcake Toss!A waste of timeA waste of foodBut no considerable loss Fruitcake Toss Day If a thousand peopleFall asleep in the woodsDid a festival ever happen? Festival of Sleep Day I can't say that I'm surprisedThe first chance of the yearAfter the promiscuous partiesDrunken antics,fear of holiday loneliness goneAfter the ultimatums,the … Continue reading Not All That Glitters is a Gift