There’s something about a holiday that isn’t all about how much money you spend.
Hilarie Burton
The following holidays all fall on February 1st.
My skin red and sore
After handling you
Now, with the sugar made
What can we do…
Candy-Making Day
I decorated my car with candy
And have created
The first mobile ant farm
Decorating With Candy Day
The car belongs to the ants now
This holiday came at the right time
Car Insurance Day
Ground Infantry Joe
Gastrointestinal Joe
Both involve guts
And when given stimulants
Both go nuts
(Having some GI issues after my ant war and car insurance bill)
G.I. Joe Day
Whether nuts about security
Or forgetful as a wayward squirrel
For some
This day comes round
Every two weeks
Change Your Password Day
50 plus
Ladies
Haven’t forgotten about
Living life
These SOB’s
Are ready for action
Spunky Old Broads Day
This may be
The 50 plus spunky old male equivalent
National Get Up Day
(Aka Have a Little Blue Pill Party Day)
Speaking of crazy parties!
It’s that time again!
Hula in the Coola Day
(I have no idea what the hell this means. I don’t want to look it up and spoil it)
Twenty-eight years
Experience
Can’t be beat
Unless it’s
Shipwrecked
On a deserted island
Robinson Crusoe Day
Due to
Global warming
What started as a dessert
Has become
A desert
National Baked Alaska Day
Bring the heat! Work the body! Work the face!
Range-finding jab, body jab, low jab, hi-jab, double jab, power jab, knock out!
World Hijab Day
In the spirit of art appreciation
I tattooed a face on my body
And a body on my face
International Face & Body Art Day
All my explanations
regarding this holiday
Did not stop me
Being evicted from the library
World Read Aloud Day
Finally
To all those who say
There’s no such thing
As a perfect day
The Twisting Tail 