Thoughts for the Day

There’s something about a holiday that isn’t all about how much money you spend.

Hilarie Burton
The following holidays all fall on February 1st.

My skin red and sore
After handling you
Now, with the sugar made
What can we do…

Candy-Making Day

I decorated my car with candy
And have created
The first mobile ant farm

Decorating With Candy Day

The car belongs to the ants now
This holiday came at the right time

Car Insurance Day

Ground Infantry Joe
Gastrointestinal Joe
Both involve guts
And when given stimulants
Both go nuts

(Having some GI issues after my ant war and car insurance bill)

G.I. Joe Day

Whether nuts about security
Or forgetful as a wayward squirrel
For some
This day comes round
Every two weeks

Change Your Password Day

50 plus
Haven’t forgotten about
Living life
These SOB’s
Are ready for action

Spunky Old Broads Day

This may be
The 50 plus spunky old male equivalent

National Get Up Day
(Aka Have a Little Blue Pill Party Day)

Speaking of crazy parties!
It’s that time again!

Hula in the Coola Day
(I have no idea what the hell this means. I don’t want to look it up and spoil it)

Twenty-eight years
Can’t be beat
Unless it’s
On a deserted island

Robinson Crusoe Day

Due to
Global warming
What started as a dessert
Has become
A desert

National Baked Alaska Day

Bring the heat! Work the body! Work the face!
Range-finding jab, body jab, low jab, hi-jab, double jab, power jab, knock out!

World Hijab Day

In the spirit of art appreciation
I tattooed a face on my body
And a body on my face

International Face & Body Art Day

All my explanations
regarding this holiday
Did not stop me
Being evicted from the library

World Read Aloud Day

To all those who say
There’s no such thing
As a perfect day

Dark Chocolate Day