It’s in the Technique


Monostich: I’ve taken it all

Now, all I have left is to give

I'm Not Going to Take It Anymore Day

(INSERT distaff) dirty joke here

Distaff Day
(I don't know what distaff is)
(Okay, I looked it up. Not as dirty as I thought)

Tanka: tempurally Portuguese

Nagasaki proud
sixteenth-century technique
battered and deep-fried
thank you to the Portuguese
this belongs to Japan now

National Tempura Day

You must understand as a kid of color in those days, the Harlem Globetrotters were like being movie stars.

Wilt Chamberlain
Harlem Globetrotter's Day

try:
     Size = int(raw_input(“How big are you? “))
except ValueError:
     print (“That’s not a number, perv!”)
else:
     if size < 0:
         print (“You cannot be less than zero inches!”)
     elif size > 100:
         print (“That’s huge!”)
     else:
         print(“You’re %s inches tall.” % size)

International Programmer's Day

I’ve been waiting
a year for this day
And I gotta say
Not a great idea
I fear
Letting every arsehole
All at once
Clear the air
Without a care

National Pass Gas Day

Bobbleheads originated from string dolls in Japan and China, though the first bobblehead was made in Germany The first bobblehead reference can be found in a Russian short story, “The Overcoat” by Gogol.

National Bobblehead Day

I don’t know how this could be
Cos the seventh of January
Seems pretty unorthodox to me

Orthodox Christmas Day

Weekly Theme:
Daily Holidays & Observances
January 7th


10 thoughts on “It’s in the Technique

  1. “I’m Not Going to Take It Anymore Day” I’ve these days regularly Mouse! 😉😂

    “Distaff Day
    (I don’t know what distaff is)
    (Okay, I looked it up. Not as dirty as I thought)” I actually looked it up. 😁👍

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      1. Yeh, it is actually! I figured you were going to, you normally do. 👍😁 Should be part of our everyday vocabulary. Ha!

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    1. Thank you. I think the same about most of these holidays and observances. But I like that people are passionate enough about this things to demand a special day for them

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