It’s in the Technique

Monostich: I've taken it all Now, all I have left is to give I'm Not Going to Take It Anymore Day (INSERT distaff) dirty joke here Distaff Day(I don't know what distaff is)(Okay, I looked it up. Not as dirty as I thought) Tanka: tempurally Portuguese Nagasaki proudsixteenth-century techniquebattered and deep-friedthank you to the Portuguesethis …

Not All That Glitters is a Gift

Welcome! Welcome!To the 26th AnnualFruitcake Toss!A waste of timeA waste of foodBut no considerable loss Fruitcake Toss Day If a thousand peopleFall asleep in the woodsDid a festival ever happen? Festival of Sleep Day I can't say that I'm surprisedThe first chance of the yearAfter the promiscuous partiesDrunken antics,fear of holiday loneliness goneAfter the ultimatums,the …

My Rare Disease & Injury, also Scouse

My Rare Disease I say bless you and thank youAnd I ask how do you doI offer my seat on busy trainsAnd my umbrella when it rainsI always hold the elevator doorAnd I'd help if you fell to the floorMy rare disease is not contagiousWould you like to take a guessYou might have even heard …

God’s Name & Recipes with Bacon

Once upon a time there was a PistachioLiving in Porto-VecchioAfter witnessing a hit on Don PestoHe was incommunicadoHiding from mob boss Avocado News Anchor: We warn anyone with a weak stomach or small children to leave the room before this next story.A Personal Chef has made headlines worldwide today. Inspired by Stand up to Bullying …

Girls & Engineering Diets

What did you discover? A girl. Don't get out much, do you? Senryu: The Other AI Digital learningArtificial idiotFails all his classes Girl: What's that?Boy: Simple engineering.Girl: What?Boy: You know, bridges, tunnels, roads, vehicles, buildings. Pretty much all manner of structures and machines, among other things.Girl: Oh, I've never heard of any of those things. …