The Easter Hippo & The Incomplete Bible

The Ferrero Group will be releasing its own Easter mascot for the 2021 season, as a rival to the classic Easter Bunny.A friendly chocoholic, social media has dubbed 'The Pogo Hippo.' An aquatic mammal which bounces about barfing a spray of eggs with each spring of his pogo.It seems to make as much sense as … Continue reading The Easter Hippo & The Incomplete Bible

Mind Your Matters

Brain Teaser:Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?(answer below) To allow a rumour circulate catch in the very veinsignals the blood red sheenThin the walls that waitgracious of a pain        washed away clean the heart and mindintrinsically aligned Beset by aches and … Continue reading Mind Your Matters

Tongue Twisters & No Brainers

Front Page of the Carny Gazette Sword Swallower Swallows Tongue in Tongue Twisting Competition Tongue Twister Petite Pokemon purchases Polar Bear protein bars For Anosmia Awareness Daywe are starting dumpster fireson a global scaleIf this does not concern youPlease consult your doctor In retrospect... ...I should have used hindsight Employee: The retro products aren't selling. … Continue reading Tongue Twisters & No Brainers

God’s Name & Recipes with Bacon

Once upon a time there was a PistachioLiving in Porto-VecchioAfter witnessing a hit on Don PestoHe was incommunicadoHiding from mob boss Avocado News Anchor: We warn anyone with a weak stomach or small children to leave the room before this next story.A Personal Chef has made headlines worldwide today. Inspired by Stand up to Bullying … Continue reading God’s Name & Recipes with Bacon