Flash 666

6 words Planet Earth 'For Sale' sign removed. 36 words I feel it, like pre-consternation, like a special kind of pessimism, the reccurring theme that scripts my life. I think this and stare into the emptiness.Why is there never milk left when it's my turn? 66 words The child appeared concerned."That sound, I've heard it …

The Easter Hippo & The Incomplete Bible

The Ferrero Group will be releasing its own Easter mascot for the 2021 season, as a rival to the classic Easter Bunny.A friendly chocoholic, social media has dubbed 'The Pogo Hippo.' An aquatic mammal which bounces about barfing a spray of eggs with each spring of his pogo.It seems to make as much sense as …

Mind Your Matters

Brain Teaser:Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?(answer below) To allow a rumour circulate catch in the very veinsignals the blood red sheenThin the walls that waitgracious of a pain        washed away clean the heart and mindintrinsically aligned Beset by aches and …

My Rare Disease & Injury, also Scouse

My Rare Disease I say bless you and thank youAnd I ask how do you doI offer my seat on busy trainsAnd my umbrella when it rainsI always hold the elevator doorAnd I'd help if you fell to the floorMy rare disease is not contagiousWould you like to take a guessYou might have even heard …

Tongue Twisters & No Brainers

Front Page of the Carny Gazette Sword Swallower Swallows Tongue in Tongue Twisting Competition Tongue Twister Petite Pokemon purchases Polar Bear protein bars For Anosmia Awareness Daywe are starting dumpster fireson a global scaleIf this does not concern youPlease consult your doctor In retrospect... ...I should have used hindsight Employee: The retro products aren't selling. …