Trapdoor in the Sky

 

[Michael] “You big, blue, depressing, son of a bitch!” 

[Gabriel] “What are you doing?” 

[Michael] “Screaming at the sky like they do in the movies.”

[Gabriel] “I don’t think they are yelling at the actual sky, idiot. Just change the panels, the blue looks all wrong.”

[Michael] Yer, this place has really gone to shit the last hundred years. 

 

Trapdoor in the sky opens. 

 

[voice from the sky] “Will you two shut up!” 

[Both] “Sorry God.”