Epitaphs: Two Minute Tombstones

Taken too soon, aged 95They took her while nappingDidn't realise she was alive She broke her backThe clumsy lassNow she spends eternitySmelling her own ass If the grave's a' rockinPlease come a' knockin Rent This SpacePlease contact:Two Minute Tombstones Drown in the tubGiving his ducky a rub He was a motorcycle riderEnded upLooking like a … Continue reading Epitaphs: Two Minute Tombstones

Children’s Story: The Lonely Apple

The apple fellNot far from the treeBut rolled and rolledand was lost to the wildThe farmer won't find me, and the neighbourhood children won't either,thought the poor little apple.The apple sat and witheredHidden under a dense bushSad and aloneSlowly he shrank in the coldBuried by the winter snowUntil he finally disappearsAs the spring sun shinesAnd … Continue reading Children’s Story: The Lonely Apple