Outside the Box & Book

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you’ll die?Answer at the end of the post Oh, Oh, Oh, Pandora Out of the boxIs where to thinkFor what is leftOnce you've opened the thing A man withA Fox, A Sheep, … Continue reading Outside the Box & Book

Clogyrnach: Who’s to Blame?

I had a thought, the person who decided on the pronunciation of quiche was clearly an arsehole. This poem is a result of that thought. Honestly, quiche, quay, faux pa, pleaseThis nonsense brings me to my kneesWho gave them their name?All one and the sameWho's to blame?The Frenchies This is all in good fun. No … Continue reading Clogyrnach: Who’s to Blame?

A Visit from St. Mouselas(a retelling of A Visit from St Nicholas)

'Twas the night before Christmas,when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring,except I, the mouse; The stockings were hungby the chimney with care;Can't wait 'til they findmy droppings in there; The children were nestledall snug in their beds;I spared a few nuggetsFor their sweet resting heads; The wife had had some wine,and the father … Continue reading A Visit from St. Mouselas(a retelling of A Visit from St Nicholas)