Old School

I've lived through plaguesSeen my fair share of crusadesI'm Old School comrades I've seen ice ages come and goFriend to mammoth and eskimoI'm Old School bro I saw the dinosaurs have their dayUntil a meteor paved their wayI'm Old School compadre I saw a land without fireWithout man's desireI'm Old School squire I stood by … Continue reading Old School

Children’s Rhyme: The Evil Plot of Ice Cubes McWhiskers

Earth was getting hotThe walrus villainIce Cubes McWhiskers, would notFor he...had prepared his evil plot A rocket to the sunPacked full of sunscreenAnd the work was nearly doneSoon...It would be winter for everyone Seal Team Five were sentto foil his attemptDown into his lair they wentBut met...Polar bear henchmen on their decent A fight broke … Continue reading Children’s Rhyme: The Evil Plot of Ice Cubes McWhiskers

Coronadamus

Paper doll personaswill be fed to the papier-mâché beast Dimensions will fractured,where others may be released When comes a great fallthe earth rightfully demands a knee Alcohol and smelling salts,mixed mediums for the journey While these confinescreate sinners with dead men's eyes The dilated pupilwill ascertain we've never felt more alive

I’m Going To Kill You All (and I’ll be happy to do it)

If you can handle this caustic mouth come see what you will find; unless you fear the gaping jaws controlled by this festering mind. Climb aboard my calloused back, I do not need the rest, the whip there is ornamental, but feel free to give it a test. Let me take you on a journey, … Continue reading I’m Going To Kill You All (and I’ll be happy to do it)