2. The Sacral Chakra – Svadhisthana
Location: Below the belly button, above the pelvic bone
Colour: Orange
Element: Water
Meaning: Sexuality, pleasure, creativity
It seems
The location
Is a little bit off
bypassing the focal point
A few inches south
(distance may vary)
Big Willy Orange, ever a proud king was he
Faught back the French three times
Letting it all hang free
You’re
taking the piss…..
……and it stings
I’m so
happy
me wet!
I mean,
I’m so
happy
we met!
Sorry,
I get
Verbal dyslexia
Around hot people
Issues with the Sacral Chakra can be seen via problems with the associated organs, like urinary tract infections, lower back pain, and impotency. Emotionally, this chakra is connected to our feelings of self-worth, and even more specifically, our self-worth around pleasure, sexuality, and creativity.
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Trying to reconnect with water
It keeps slipping out my hands
Sexuality and creativity
Captured in the same sentence
Has been known in the past
To trap one to a life sentence
How to unblock the Sacral Chakra
- Burn Svadhisthana incense and essential oils.
- Repeat positive affirmations about sensuality and creativity.
- Practice postures that stabilize the sacral chakra.
- Reconnect with Water.
- Eat Orange Foods
- Wave genitals at traffic (personal technique)
Weekly Theme:
The Seven Chakras
Nice
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💜 Mine collapsed recently as it activated EveryOne; please Be Prepared to Crawl or Bedridden with NO!!! Medical Intervention for a while EveryBody
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I started reading and gradually you made me burst into laughter! I do so hope you and your orange chakra remain unblocked as I’d hate to miss any of your posts due to you being incarcerated!!!
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Happy to hear.
I pull my pants up quickly (hard to run with them around ankles) and run. Haven’t been caught so far.
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🤣🤣🤣 You are turning me into a human traffic light.
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Get ready for green. It’s the heart chakra 👍
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I’m ready!
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😂 oh the ups and downs are a bit blown out of preparation, by the end I was 🤣 @ personal preference! 🤣💙
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It’s what I do 🤔
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LOL
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‘You’re taking the piss… And it stings’… Joyous!! 😁😁🖤
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Joyous to observe from a distance 😉💚
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Haha definitely! 😁🖤
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Laughed the whole way through 😂😂
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I had a lot of fun this week. I think it shows.
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😂😂😂
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😂
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Billy (who has his own little willy) was interested to learn that King Big Willy let his all hang out when fighting the French. His mother said this is not a good idea when playing cowboys and Indians with other boys and girls. It could lead onto traffic-exposure problems later in life…….
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That’s true. It’s how I started out. But as they say if you’ve got it flaunt it and if you don’t flaunt it anyway.
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More mumbo-jumbo! But let me clarify looking at chakras from your viewpoint is decidedly much better! 😉😂
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I may have a tongue in cheek perspective when it comes to chakras. I hope that isn’t tainting the work too much 🤣
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Nah! Not too much!!😂😂
A tongue in cheek perspective always works.
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Good. Cos it’s all I got 🤣
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That’s the best! Much better than holier than thou! 🙄
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I’ll never be confused with holy.
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Couldn’t agree more!!
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Poetry means few lines
It means just gold mines
Significantly holds inner meaning .
It takes no time to apprehend
Poetry never needs twist and bend
Always keeps pleasure raining.
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Very nice. Reading your poem makes me think I should give up my own.
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Never do it. your poem is excellent
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Thank you.
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I think your last suggestion about how to unblock your second chakra (your personal technique) may land you in a heap of trouble. And a question, does chardonnay count as an orange food? 🙂 Thoroughly enjoyed your post, Mouse.
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You’re only in trouble if you get caught 😉
I’m not sure 🤔 Cointreau would be though.
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Thanks
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I need to find the clickbait article
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I’m sure it exists, it must.
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Outlook not so good (magic 8 ball responses)
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That damn infernal 8 ball.
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