2. The Sacral Chakra – Svadhisthana

Location: Below the belly button, above the pelvic bone
Colour: Orange
Element: Water
Meaning: Sexuality, pleasure, creativity

It seems
The location
Is a little bit off
bypassing the focal point
A few inches south
(distance may vary)

Big Willy Orange, ever a proud king was he
Faught back the French three times
Letting it all hang free

taking the piss…..
……and it stings

I’m so
me wet!

I mean,
I’m so
we met!

I get
Verbal dyslexia
Around hot people

Issues with the Sacral Chakra can be seen via problems with the associated organs, like urinary tract infections, lower back pain, and impotency. Emotionally, this chakra is connected to our feelings of self-worth, and even more specifically, our self-worth around pleasure, sexuality, and creativity.

Clearing the Sacral Chakra
The money saving secret
Viagra doesn't want you to know

Trying to reconnect with water
It keeps slipping out my hands

Sexuality and creativity
Captured in the same sentence
Has been known in the past
To trap one to a life sentence

How to unblock the Sacral Chakra

  • Burn Svadhisthana incense and essential oils.
  • Repeat positive affirmations about sensuality and creativity.
  • Practice postures that stabilize the sacral chakra.
  • Reconnect with Water.
  • Eat Orange Foods
  • Wave genitals at traffic (personal technique)

Weekly Theme:
The Seven Chakras

38 thoughts on “Sacraligeous

  1. πŸ’œ Mine collapsed recently as it activated EveryOne; please Be Prepared to Crawl or Bedridden with NO!!! Medical Intervention for a while EveryBody


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  2. I started reading and gradually you made me burst into laughter! I do so hope you and your orange chakra remain unblocked as I’d hate to miss any of your posts due to you being incarcerated!!!

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  3. Billy (who has his own little willy) was interested to learn that King Big Willy let his all hang out when fighting the French. His mother said this is not a good idea when playing cowboys and Indians with other boys and girls. It could lead onto traffic-exposure problems later in life…….

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  4. Poetry means few lines
    It means just gold mines
    Significantly holds inner meaning .
    It takes no time to apprehend
    Poetry never needs twist and bend
    Always keeps pleasure raining.

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  5. I think your last suggestion about how to unblock your second chakra (your personal technique) may land you in a heap of trouble. And a question, does chardonnay count as an orange food? πŸ™‚ Thoroughly enjoyed your post, Mouse.

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