BriGht 5ide


Benefits of my 5G Vaccination

Now I have a chip inserted in my body
I finally have inbuilt memory I can trust

Now I can listen in on my neighbours calls
I need more interesting neighbours

Now my genitals are sterile and flaccid
I can use them to cancel my vasectomy appointment


Beware
A trick of the light
When only
One side appears bright



Mudlarks sing
The praises of victory
as distinction
Knowing the warring season
is over



Weekly Theme:

Lost Phone

I lost my phone, which held weeks of posts and other material.
I have little time to catch up with my schedule so this week will be filled with a disorderly assortment of whatever comes to mind.


31 thoughts on “BriGht 5ide

      1. That’s right. Chip is inserted now, I don’t need the court appointed one.
        Sounds like a bloody back alley affair.
        I think there is much money to be made telling idiots you can remove their chips, and all you would need is a knife and a few bits of shrapnel.

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  1. Hi. My name is Michael and I’ve been assigned to your surveillance. Do you really think you should enter that district in your city? How would you wife feel about you going to that… umm… street? I mean, no skin off my nose, but…

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    1. Thank you.
      I honestly laugh at these things. If they want to put something in me there’s a million and one ways.
      They don’t live up to the tv show of the same name.

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    1. Thanks.
      You’ve leveled up. You’re belly button is now a mobile 5G tower.
      I’ve heard there might be a third jab that can turn your butt into a 3D printer πŸ˜‰

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  2. Nice! My parents just got fully vaccinated lately, but unfortunately the lizard tails are only just starting to matureπŸ˜’
    Anyway, can’t wait for there to be 5G wherever I go, it’s going to be great

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    1. Mine keeps dropping off. Makes it easy to escape predators though. Waiting on the second Vaccination now.
      I’m sure in time the mutations will be glorious.
      5G all the way baby! Woot Woot!

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  3. I know someone who really believes that the vaccine contains a tracking chip….he ranted on Facebook about it. Apparently he fails to understand how social media and tracking go hand in hand. πŸ™‚

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