Nothing
makes the heart
and loins sing
Like the joy
of a spring fling
“We could go wander around a strangers property, pick through their trash, discuss it with them at length, then offer them money for it.”
I’m Not Sold on the Yard Sale
Virgins circling the prize
We all know
What the Maypole signifies
Ride The Maypole
tanka:sexy flower
you are a flower
wide open exotic bloom
with tender stigma
incredible stamina
reliable ovary
(look up flower anatomy for clarification)
Weekly Theme:
Spring
Hi mouse, some really clever and playful pieces, loved sexy flower.
🌷
eden
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Hi Eden,
Thank you. I knew some of the anatomy from memory but stamine becoming stamina in plural form was new to me.
mouse
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Quite interesting….
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Thank you. A more playful day.
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You’re welcome
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Your spring fling thing is laugh out loud funny.
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Thank you. I had fun writing these racy little pieces.
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🙂
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Oh twisty, these had me laughing out loud! 😁😉💙pick a flower but be careful how you do it! Scissors not advisable. 😎🌺
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Good 😊 this was a cheeky humor day. Thought it might have been a little low brow.
Don’t worry I’ll use my hands, I’m very good with my hands 😉🤣💚
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I enjoyed these: clever, perceptive, humorous 🙂
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Thank you. Quite the compliment. I could describe your writings in the same way 🙂
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Hot damn Mouse, these were highly amusing 😆😆😆😆👏
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Thanks, secrets.
Robin Williams frame of mind 😉
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Glad it’s not just me that’s had those thoughts about the maypole! 🤪😉🖤
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No. You, me, and everyone else with the mind of a teenage boy 😜🤣💚
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🤣🤣🖤
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I’m trying to work out that pic. Is it some sort of new flying machine? Would that be you, piloting it? If I could read the sign I’m sure I would feel silly……but then what’s life all about?….letting ones imagination fly?…yes?
Someone’s, just told me yes, that is you piloting it M…..
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You are correct sir. That is I, riding high, on the splintery may pole.
Word of advice, wear underwear if you try it.
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Oh…it’s a maypole? .. of course…silly me…I will remember your advice……
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