The Management of Daffodils & Dictionaries

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality. Edgar Allan Poe

New Years, it’s Time

You know how I always dread the whole year? Well this time I’m only going to dread one day at a time. Charlie Brown

Christmas by the Numbers

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. Ernest Hemingway

The Ageless Will

There's a thread that binds all of us together; pull one end of the thread, the strain is felt all down the line. Rosamond Marshall

Evaluation, Meditation, and Love (with lawyers)

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Steven Wright