Under the Influence

My wife doesn't knowI sneak out for BrandyShe lives two blocks overWhich I find rather handy A lead from the fluentMore often than notIs guise of the most truantUnder the influence of rot Evil Nod The search copter swirleda red and yellow car in its sightsThey backed their prey into a cornerand centred the blinding … Continue reading Under the Influence

My Wife’s Best Friend

I don't careIf it's not meIt's nicethat my wifehas a best friendWho lifts her upwhen she's downComforts herafter a hard dayAnd can make her happyIn a way I'm not ableA friendwho is always there But it comes at a cost... Usuallyaround ten dollarsfor a good bottle Happy National Red Wine Day! Red Red Wine