If I live to deal out truth bombsAm I considered the enemy?Perhaps, but damn you call me verminI perform this service for free I see your effort, how hard you tryThe struggle that life bringsBut nothing can last foreverThe shine wears off all things I'm teaching you the way of the worldChaos swimming in shitThat's … Continue reading Pigeonholed
Coroner: "It was the impact that killed him. Lucky the bus wasn't going faster, could have been a real mess." Detective: "Speaking of which, did you find out what I asked?" Coroner: "Yes! He shit his pants. Everybody releases their bowels when they die." Detective: "That's not the question I asked." Coroner: "I don't understand … Continue reading Bus Strikes and Bad Advice
If at first you don't succeed try again But maybe after the second attempt Just call a plumber Cos you're literally making the shit worse.