Dated Jokes

The gods too are fond of a joke. Aristotle

The Love Letter

Handwritten love letters will never go out of style. - unknown

Price Paid Over Time

APRIL 23RD Jealousy, betrayal, revenge,Royal crumpets and jamWomen's empowermentOn display in a playIn what the critics callFun for the whole famAnd all wrapped uplike nothing you've ever seenStaged in a comedy for the queen 1597: William Shakespeare's "The Merry Wives of Windsor" is first performed, with Queen Elizabeth I of England in attendance What a …

Poison in Many Forms

APRIL 20TH I got timeYou got the heatI think we should meetI'll bring the methodSmooth as silkJust one questionGot milk? 1862: First pasteurization test completed by Frenchmen Louis Pasteur and Claude Bernard Much like parentsWith an unruly childThe Curies nurturedSomething wild(that took years off their lives, making them suffer to the point they wished they …

Ophelia

A hair's breadth from wild boy, promises amount to nothing He speaks of honour and graces with words that never sing. Tortured soul, rest your head, Time now to observe. I am the keeper of that which you covet, The adoration you so deserve. OPHELIA Pray you, let’s have no words of this, but when …