Dear Abby

Sin Reclaims Recreation is the demonProductivity blamesA slovenly conSin reclaims Dear AbbyMy Serious Condition People think they've got it badI was born with a horrible conditionSo serious and debilitatingI'm afraid to leave the houseThere's no signs of a cure eitherIt's called, WPA, or more commonly known as White Person Ass. How do your pants stay … Continue reading Dear Abby