There was an old guy from Dorset Who was partial to wearing a corset That was a lie I'm the old guy But I do honestly endorse it
[Young Fool] "You're over the hill!" [Wise Man] "Thank you, it's a great feeling." [Young Fool] "No, that's not a good thing." [Wise Man] "Sounds good. Sounds like the hard climb is over. Easy travelling ahead." [Young Fool] "That's not what it means. You old people don't understand anything." [Wise Man] "That's not what you … Continue reading Over The Hill
Contemplate. Contemplate.. Contemplate... A spiral scattered Arms outstretched Fingertips battered Shoulders wrenched Distended, warped, old The body grows cold Spawned on whim One can pretend The lights dim A distant end Too late... Too late.. Too late.
I didn't realise how old one could get Until my third nightly visit to the toilet I sat down to pee The water frightened me My balls hang so low now they get wet
I'm quiet, not stupid Patient, not slow I'm wise, not old Tolerant, not weak And I'm kind, Until you give me a reason not to be.