Superstitions mean little to me. My mother, however, would have me cross the street if a black cat was ever in sight. They're a bad omen she told me, as her mother had told her, and so on for generations beyond my counting.So deeply ingrained had this tradition become, that to this day I give … Continue reading A Bad Omen?
You're StupidYou suckA constant cloudOf bad luck Devil spawnWithout trustUnwanted scourgeOf lies and lust We can seeYour demonic querkA clear signOf the devil's handywork Release the hateConform, cooperateOr suffer the caneAgain and again If all else failsAnd darkness prevailsWe'll build a pyreAnd cleanse with fire We'll rid the worldOf your pestilent itchWe'll burn the witchBurn … Continue reading Burn the Witch
If you found yourself Of poor health In the times of ancient Greece You had better pray On your final day They let you rest in peace Because if– According to myth You hair was coloured red Before you turned You would be burned The moment you were dead What is clear Is when there's … Continue reading Fiery Vampires
"How do you know I'm not a vampire?" "You eat your steaks well done You're breath stinks of garlic You're not stylish You're not cool You're not seductive You're not alluring You're not desirable You're not sexy You're actually quite ugly." "We are sitting in a mirrored restaurant in broad daylight, … Continue reading The Appearance Of A Vampire
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water You check your watch and notice its only been twenty minutes since you ate that burger.