Limerick: drink drank drunk The old drunk had quit the drinkAnd no one knew what to thinkBut what was bizarreWas he took it too farHe died, dehydrated beside a sink "I don't believe I've ever chortled.""I do all the time, especially when I think about my life."She laughed. He listened. "You're right, it's more of … Continue reading Drinks, Laughs & Wishes
"The woman who served me called me, pet.""So?""So, I rubbed up against her leg and licked her face. We have to go. Now." pet/pɛt/noun: pet; plural noun: petsA domestic or tamed animal kept for companionship or pleasure. Lazy Limerick:Yorpette I once had a dog named, YorpetteWho needed to be taken to the vet"Is this your … Continue reading What is a Pet?
Senryu: Free Space I exhale a calmfreeing the peripherystill the open field Limerick: Inher Piece I once knew a man named BenWho was schooled in the art of zenWhen he found a nice pieceHe enjoyed sweet releaseThen returned to his meditation again Necessary Force Force isn't the wayThat's what I used to thinkbeforeI developeda tasteFor … Continue reading Zen, Calm & Necessary Force
A liar most compulsive named Sanjit Would lie to the mob when he saw fitBut he knew he'd be killedWhen he found his bed filledNot with the head but the horse shit
There once was a clumsy young lassWho mixed her oats up with a packet of grassAfter her stomach hurt for a weekShe went to the bathroom to take a peekAnd found a garden growing out her ass