Dated Jokes

The gods too are fond of a joke. Aristotle

A Funny Association

The Eight Clown Commandments. 4. I will remove my makeup and change into my street clothes as soon as possible following my appearance, so that I cannot be associated with any incident that may be detrimental to the good name of clowning. I will conduct myself as a gentleman/lady at all times. Senryü: transgender clown …

Children’s Game: The Laughing Game

Find yourself a base, a nice safe spaceSit across, in a circle, any old placeAs long as you can see everyone's face The name of the gameBy which I mean the aimIs always the same You take turns tryingTo make each other laugh How to score: One pointFor each smile Two pointsFor every laugh And …

The Frictional Force of Stupidity

"You said the test would be easy!" Shouted a disgruntled boy in the front row. His thick rimmed glasses were steaming and his smart attire was visibly ruffled."Well, that's the difference between theory and experiment." Responded the nonchalant physics professor as he entered the class."I have no idea what that means."The professor sighed. "Okay, consider …

Limerick: Steroids, The Silent Shrinker

A muscular man named Rick Was renowned as a giant dick But the 'roids' that built Also did wilt Now he's known as the tiny prick