Seasons Greetings to all Americans! Barrack Donald will tweet his own message, but I thought I should complete at least one important act as the FLOTUS and that time has come, with the Obama Trump Family Christmas Newsletter. It has been a trying year for us all, but thankful it's all better now. This year … Continue reading The Trump Family Christmas Newsletter
Three monthsIt tookYour letter to arrive to me By horseCarriageAnd then by sea That made it much moreSpecial to me Three secondsIt tookYour email to arrive to me With onebuttonSent electronically Another cat video?Why do you send these to me? World Post Day started in 1969 and happens each year on October 9, the anniversary … Continue reading Lost in the Mail
"Sir, it's not a touch screen.""Why not? Everything else is.""Because its my face."
He thinks as he unzips his fly And takes out his little guy This perversion Is a version Of the Colombian neck tie I was going to add an explanation for 'Colombian neck tie' but decided against it. If you're interested, Google away. (I'm sorry or you're welcome; not sure which I should … Continue reading Limerick: A Version of Perversion
"Wait a second, on page 87 here it says, The sinner will adhere to blah, blah, blah." "Oh that's supposed to read signer, a simple typo, we can fix that. You know, people don't normally read all 500 pages of the contract." "Well, I have a lot of time. What about this, you will be … Continue reading Devil in the Details