Either slip your link, spill some ink in the pink, or shrink back when on the brinkNeed the kink? Of the resounding clink, as you fix the kitchen sink?When you cause a stink from a little winkYou need to think If the word rhymes with drinkYou take a drinkTake a drink Jot but a dot, … Continue reading Rhymes Call for Good Times (Drinking Game)
Don't drink that!You might get sickAnd develop a nervous tickOr worseEnd up in bedWith a horn shooting out your headYou could grow a second noseOr extra toesWho knowsIf you're luckyYou might develop a cough, or a coldBut it might make you eighty years oldTurn your hair fluro greenMake your tongue into a jelly beanYou could … Continue reading Children’s Rhyme: Don’t Drink That!
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Five Word Story: Scene from a Bar: "Bad day?" "Leave the bottle."
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