Three Two by Fours

Wordplay hides a key to reality that the dictionary tries in vain to lock inside every free word. Julio Cortázar

The Wined Up

Either give me more wine or leave me alone. - Rumi

Oh, Happy Days! Well, Hours

It's 1913, one problem solvedNow, let's all focus our powersAnd see if we can figure outWhat to do with the other 23 hours 1913"Happy Hour" Is bornThe US Navy begins celebrating "Happy Hour," an evening celebration filled with alcohol, dancing and onboard boxing. Genius D&D pastimes aka sailor culling I swung leftThe boat swung rightDrunken …

Rhymes Call for Good Times (Drinking Game)

Either slip your link, spill some ink in the pink, or shrink back when on the brinkNeed the kink? Of the resounding clink, as you fix the kitchen sink?When you cause a stink from a little winkYou need to think If the word rhymes with drinkYou take a drinkTake a drink Jot but a dot, …

Children’s Rhyme: Don’t Drink That!

Don't drink that!You might get sickAnd develop a nervous tickOr worseEnd up in bedWith a horn shooting out your headYou could grow a second noseOr extra toesWho knowsIf you're luckyYou might develop a cough, or a coldBut it might make you eighty years oldTurn your hair fluro greenMake your tongue into a jelly beanYou could …