The Rhetorical Bear

I was hiking in the woodsWhen I came across a bearHe was stationarySomewhat distractedI took in his majestic gloryBut kept my distanceHe growled lowBut seemed relievedA moment laterHe was on his wayNowI can answerThat age old questionYes, they do it in the woods

Hump Day

Wednesday, colloquiallyknown as 'hump day'receives much unwarranted criticismdue to its placement within the week.I believe we can resolve this stigma surrounding Wednesdayssimply by changing the namefrom 'Hump Day,'To 'Dry Hump Day.' Come on people,Let's get behind this ideaAnd really grind out the details