[HOST] Welcome back to Shockers! Rewards and penalties are tripled this round. Good luck contestants. [reads card]What is the derived unit for electric potential?[CONTESTANT] [buzzes] uhmmm... Its[HOST] Oh, I'm sorry, ohm is incorrect. Shock him, Bob! [HOST] So you can choose the mystery box or what's behind door number one. [CONTESTANT] [clearly confused] Well, considering … Continue reading Fun & Games
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Coroner: "It was the impact that killed him. Lucky the bus wasn't going faster, could have been a real mess." Detective: "Speaking of which, did you find out what I asked?" Coroner: "Yes! He shit his pants. Everybody releases their bowels when they die." Detective: "That's not the question I asked." Coroner: "I don't understand … Continue reading Bus Strikes and Bad Advice