"Sweetheart, you have to do something about it. It's disgusting.""No! It's my body, my choice!""Please. It's been weeks, the smell is awful. I think it's time for you to bury it."
There once was a girl named MandyWho wasn't too bright but handyShe had a baby unplannedBut wanted to stay in commandSo she ate birth control pills like candy
With tears in his eyes, he presses the pillow down. "I'm sorry, I used to love having you around, you helped me so much." He applies more pressure to stifle the muffled squeals and struggling. "But you've gotten so loud and you roam around like you own the place. It's not working out." … Continue reading Goodbye McIntire
Valentine's Day Origin: February 13th to 15th Lupercalia, the Roman feast Held to avert evil spirit and beast To release health and fertility And purify the city Given sound advice The priests would sacrifice a goat for fertility, and a dog for purity. They then made strips from goat skin Took sacrificial blood and dipped … Continue reading Facts: Stripping for Valentine
I know a man with a fetish for feet Which really isn't so rare a feat But he is different One might say bent Because feet, are all he will eat Foot fetishes and fetishes relating to objects associated with the feet are the most common of all fetishes. A study found about 1 in … Continue reading Limerick: Foot Fetish