The Eight Clown Commandments. 7. I will appear in as many clown shows as I possibly can. Senryü:circustic I'm in one right nowlife is a great big clown showno comic relief Commitment to the commandmentsDuty bound and baredThe rules and restrictions have left meFeeling freedom impaired Major issue with clown carpool:The car broke downNowThirty seven … Continue reading The Constrained Clown
The Eight Clown Commandments. 6. I will do my very best to maintain the best clown standards of makeup, costuming, properties, and comedy. I've never watched an episode but I assume this commandment could be the premise for the Kardashians TV series. A standard of comedywho decides that?Surely a clownwith a head to big for his … Continue reading An Expected Standard
The Eight Clown Commandments. 5. While on appearance in makeup and costume, I will carry out the directives of the producer or his designated deputies. I will abide by all performance rules without complaint in public. I won't complain in publicBut behind every closed doorHear my wrath Clowning around by definitionPuts one in a positionWith … Continue reading Boisterous Order?
The Eight Clown Commandments. 2. I will learn to apply my makeup in a professional manner. I will provide my own costume. I will carry out my appearance and assignment for the entertainment of others and not for personal gain or personal publicity when performing for either the International club or alley events. I will … Continue reading Professional Manner
The Eight Clown Commandments. 1. I will keep my acts, performance and behavior in good taste while I am in costume and makeup. I will remember at all times that I have been accepted as a member of the clown club only to provide others, principally children, with clean clown comedy entertainment. I will remember … Continue reading The Line of Good Taste