The Eight Clown Commandments. 7. I will appear in as many clown shows as I possibly can. Senryü:circustic I'm in one right nowlife is a great big clown showno comic relief Commitment to the commandmentsDuty bound and baredThe rules and restrictions have left meFeeling freedom impaired Major issue with clown carpool:The car broke downNowThirty seven … Continue reading The Constrained Clown
The Eight Clown Commandments. 6. I will do my very best to maintain the best clown standards of makeup, costuming, properties, and comedy. I've never watched an episode but I assume this commandment could be the premise for the Kardashians TV series. A standard of comedywho decides that?Surely a clownwith a head to big for his … Continue reading An Expected Standard
The Eight Clown Commandments. 5. While on appearance in makeup and costume, I will carry out the directives of the producer or his designated deputies. I will abide by all performance rules without complaint in public. I won't complain in publicBut behind every closed doorHear my wrath Clowning around by definitionPuts one in a positionWith … Continue reading Boisterous Order?
The Eight Clown Commandments. 4. I will remove my makeup and change into my street clothes as soon as possible following my appearance, so that I cannot be associated with any incident that may be detrimental to the good name of clowning. I will conduct myself as a gentleman/lady at all times. Senryü: transgender clown … Continue reading A Funny Association
The Eight Clown Commandments. 3. I will neither drink alcoholic beverages nor smoke while in makeup or clown costume. Also, I will not drink alcoholic beverages prior to any clown appearances. I will conduct myself as a gentleman/lady, never interfering with other acts, events, spectators, or individuals. I will not become involved in or tolerate … Continue reading Loopholes, Pubs & Mimes