The Day After The Day After

Perched betwixt towering monumentsI possess no title or nameI exist, solely to cowerin the shadow of their fame I must rise from the Christmas wrappingHere I will make my standBefore the champagne cannons blareMy victory will be in hand A notice, let Boxing Day bewareFrom now until ever afterI will call myselfThe day after, the … Continue reading The Day After The Day After

Christmas Wishes

I would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.Thank you to all who have supported me this year in some way or another.For those who did not, death shall come on swift wings for you and yours.Just kidding, for once, it has been a difficult year for each and every … Continue reading Christmas Wishes

A Visit from St. Mouselas(a retelling of A Visit from St Nicholas)

'Twas the night before Christmas,when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring,except I, the mouse; The stockings were hungby the chimney with care;Can't wait 'til they findmy droppings in there; The children were nestledall snug in their beds;I spared a few nuggetsFor their sweet resting heads; The wife had had some wine,and the father … Continue reading A Visit from St. Mouselas(a retelling of A Visit from St Nicholas)


The curved horns pierced the Arctic veilreins perched in swatches of matted black hairCloven hooves stride ahead a whipping tailunleashed, a forked tongue tastes the December air The Devils restraint, he thrashes his chain links of fixed bells clatter with a warning twitchPrepared to lash out with bitter disdainhe brandishes a torturous birch wood switch The … Continue reading Krampus