Landay: Why, Why, Why, Where?

I love the idea of beach and sandNot that it's found everywhere, including no man's land Isn't there enough suffering? Though the process I truly detestI watch the sadistic ritual with great interest As you know it's clearly not for allYet, convention dictates bodily hair removal Swatches of green rustle overheadConveying the messages of the … Continue reading Landay: Why, Why, Why, Where?

Food & Sh#t

Meet the meat From the treeFleshed outA sight to seeThere they areDangling freeOdd shaped berriesBelow the knee Fact: Avocados are named after reproductive organs.Indigenous people of Mexico and Central America use the Nahuatl word āhuacatl to mean both “testicles” and “avocado.”Additional: Avocados are berries. When you next find yourselfRelaxing on pure white sandsConsider this factAnd what … Continue reading Food & Sh#t