Champagne Thoughts

“Only the unimaginative can fail to find a reason for drinking champagne.”–Oscar Wilde Drink responsibly* *Unless you're an author, then you go get your creative juices flowing. Zappai: fill the grail A man of the clothBy the fruit of his labourProduces heaven Fact: Champagne was created by a monk. I hada religiousexperienceonce...I was so bored                    … Continue reading Champagne Thoughts

Tongue Twisters & No Brainers

Front Page of the Carny Gazette Sword Swallower Swallows Tongue in Tongue Twisting Competition Tongue Twister Petite Pokemon purchases Polar Bear protein bars For Anosmia Awareness Daywe are starting dumpster fireson a global scaleIf this does not concern youPlease consult your doctor In retrospect... ...I should have used hindsight Employee: The retro products aren't selling. … Continue reading Tongue Twisters & No Brainers