Starting Point:Noodles Senryü: untwisting the strand in the old noodlea puzzle unwinds its wayinto spaghetti Mouse's (philosophical cooking) Pro Tips Strain the noodlesBefore the flameOr receive a soggy resultWith only yourself to blame I blame the penI blame the paperIn the endI'm no better a writer Hey you're that writer, right?I've been known to compose … Continue reading Noodles & Sales
Starting Point:Reading on the Loo Reading on the looThere is an obvious rhyme hereSo what am I to do?I needn't be low browYou surely know it tooWe all remember the children's bookAnd what everybody must do Children's booksRun the gamutIf one looks one findsEvery categoryHas its books Google search: weirdest children's booksAnswer: Click here(you will … Continue reading Bathroom to Prison
Starting Point:Traffic cone Stop!Do not pass! Or just walk around me,Move me,Wear me on your head like a drunken idiot. AfterallI'm just a symbolI can't actually stop you Google search: how many traffic cones are stolen per year?Answer: approximately 1 million in the US alone. Back homeWe know them as witches' hatsWhich made me wonder … Continue reading Traffic Cones & Snow Globes
Starting Point:Seaweed How desperate was the first guy to try seaweed? "What's this washed up on the shore?It's slimy,It stinks,It looks poisonous.I have to put that in my mouth." Nori nori in all your gloryHow I love you soStuffed with Marlin, a dash of DoriAnd if I can find it, a little Nemo You can … Continue reading From Seaweed to Cage
Starting Point:Where is the fishing rod? The beginning of the Ballad of Fishing Rod The authorities were a flounderThe disappearance was deemed oddEvery day without fail for thirty years,We was spotted, the hybrid human-cephalopod He would catch fish with his bare teethEven married one he called Mariana CodThen, one day he had gone awayBut what … Continue reading Fishing Rods & Fake Taxis
