A Bloody God

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Terry Pratchett

Hay(na)ku: kneel, servant

My
Shrine is
wherever I am


A
Self-cleaning
Constantly preening
Self-serving
Butt hole observing
God


The oldest cat in recorded history was Creme Puff, who lived in Texas, for 38 years and 3 days. 

From what
I’ve heard
creme puffs
in Texas
Don’t normally
live so long


Although a group of kittens are more commonly known as a litter, they can also be called a “kindle” of kittens.

Sure, it is a cute kindle
Very fluffy
But…
What?
How many cats are in there?
Really?
Ummm… that’s impressive.
Tell me
Is there any way to stop all that bleeding?


The exsibilation
From an audience of cat lovers
who weren’t fans of that last joke
Sound much like
the litter of angry cats
That had been pressed
Into that very same kindle


Word of the Day:

Exsibilation:
The collective hisses of a disapproving audience


Happy International Cat Day!


Apology and Disclaimer:

As a cat lover, and owner, I am sorry. I did what the material told me to do.

No cats were harmed during the writing of this post.


15 thoughts on “A Bloody God

  1. Mouse, well done. Should we consider you (as Mouse) an enemy or at least a non-fan of the feline? I agree with you that cats still expect to be worshiped. I love the phrase that dogs have masters, cats have staff.

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