Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
Rumi
Senryü: cheers to the masses
Man gets one thing right:
know a good thing at first sight
then mass-produced it
6000 BC
People across the Middle East and Asia begin to mass-produce wine.
“It’s a winery tour, honey.”
“No, it’s a hole in the wall.”
“Well, technically, it’s a cave.”
The oldest known winery was found in a cave in Armenia and is over 4,000 years old
Pretension
oozes from the words
sommelier,
connoisseur,
France.
But without them
Would
Wine tastings
Even exist
1224
The King of France hosts the world’s first wine-tasting event.
Straight from plants
Full of powerful antioxidants
Science proved
And doctor-approved
It’s true
So do what’s best for you
Health is wealth
And you can’t put a price on health
2018
The most expensive bottle of wine ever sold.
The 1945 Domaine de la Romanée-Conti Grand Cru sells for a world-record-setting $558,000
Zappai: drink of this cup
More than a pastime
far beyond a simple drink
It’s a religion
Barrels of wine have been found in the tombs of Egyptian Pharaohs, and the Ancient Greeks used wine in secret religious ceremonies.
Theme:
National Drink Wine Day
😂I’m with Rumi
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A wonderful toast for the occasion – but I’ll celebrate the day later because I just had breakfast. Besides, I don’t have any bubbly for the orange juice.
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Thanks. A sensible decision.
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My father made wine and my sisters and I were often pressed into duty – picking dandelions, cutting peaches, washing grapes or plums. Yet with all our help we were never offered a taste… I still don’t care for the taste or the feeling I get with consumption of alcohol… The opening senyru is very good!!
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While that sounds like fun experience it does seem unjust. Surely you must have snuck a taste 😏 it’s expected of children.
A distaste usual comes from a bad experience. If working in wineries caused it we should have all people do a stint in the profession.
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Lol 🤣
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😊
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I found this very humorous. Great job.
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Thank you 😊
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Mouse, you really filled my wineglass today–a real trove of wine-related bits and pieces–all fruit, no detritus.
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Thank you. Glad you got a buzz out of it. I try to be concise as possible, waste not, want not.
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I only waste swill–undrinkable wine. I don’t find much of that. To your health, Mouse.
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Thank you. And to yours 🥂
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“Pretension
oozes from the words
sommelier,
connoisseur,
France.
But without them
Would
Wine tastings
Even exist”
Your wit sparkles in this post and will age well. 😉
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Thank you. Very kind of you to say. I’m just hoping I’m not all piss and vinegar before too long 😏
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You are welcome. Nah! Fear not…you will be consumed long before that! 😉😂
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🤣🤣🤣
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Rumi had it right 👍🖤
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Damn right 😉💚
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This should go on a public health notice somewhere, it’s so persuasive. Now, where did I put my Chateauneuf…
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🤣 never been told something I’ve written should be shown to the public.
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It’s very public on here! I guess that’s good enough 😊
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They cant stop me no here. Well, they haven’t tried yet anyway 😏
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“Winery tour” it is haha. I too am gonna wait for the day when price tag is removed….
Well penned!
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Thanks. I would love to see that winery.
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