“In my honest opinion, folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”
“But I don’t know what I want to be.”
“Well, it’s not that important. Whatever you are, be a good one.”
“It’s just so hard these days with all the haters.”
“Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?”
“You may be the wisest bartender alive. What’s your name?”
“People call me, Abe.”
Fact: Abraham Lincoln was a bartender
(Quotes from Lincoln)
I’ve had enough of being labelled this way
We are more than giant heads
It’s time we rise up
Show the world
Our sexy rock hard bodies
Fact: The heads on Easter Island have bodies.
“How bout deez nuts?”
“Those aren’t nuts. Just like every other time someone has said, deez nuts.”
Oh, you have a nut allergy, and you can’t eat peanuts.
Okay, story checks out.
Fact: Peanuts aren’t technically nuts, they’re legumes.