Rocks & Nuts Raising the Bar

“In my honest opinion, folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”

“But I don’t know what I want to be.”

“Well, it’s not that important. Whatever you are, be a good one.”

“It’s just so hard these days with all the haters.”

“Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?”

“You may be the wisest bartender alive. What’s your name?”

“People call me, Abe.”

Fact: Abraham Lincoln was a bartender

(Quotes from Lincoln)

I’ve had enough of being labelled this way
We are more than giant heads
It’s time we rise up
Show the world
Our sexy rock hard bodies

Fact: The heads on Easter Island have bodies.

“How bout deez nuts?”

“Those aren’t nuts. Just like every other time someone has said, deez nuts.”

Oh, you have a nut allergy, and you can’t eat peanuts.

Okay, story checks out.

Fact: Peanuts aren’t technically nuts, they’re legumes.

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21 thoughts on “Rocks & Nuts Raising the Bar

  1. Now come on M, ‘have a beer and some legumes’ just doesn’t cut it does it?….

    Abraham suffered depression and melancholy….free tipples would have brightened him up a lot I reckon…..

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    1. Abe was a direct one, would have made a hell of a bartender. Although, I feel he would probably chastise more than the usual drink slinger.
      Nothing cracks up like Deez nuts! 😏😂💚

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  2. Lmao at stone heads.

    Abe probably would have said “Nuts to that and we don’t serve them, cause people get nuts when we did.”

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