Train that Brain with a Spark

Brain Teaser:
What can be driven although it doesnโ€™t have wheels, sliced but stays whole?
(answer below)

The brain suffers
The body suffers
The body suffers
The brain suffers

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Frankenstein Industries,
Putting the Pieces Back Together

(some side effects may included mild disfigurement, slowed speech, blood lust, raping, pillaging, killing sprees, philosophical questioning of one’s maker)

Read a book
Or write one
Learn a language
Or create one
Brush your teeth
with the opposite hand
Or a foot
Don’t settle into routine
Continue to
Train your brain

BODY: How’s the air up there?
BRAIN: Fine, as it should be. And down there?
BODY: Dense. Why can’t you share evenly?
BRAIN: Because then it would be dense up here.

Brain Facts:
Your brain uses 20 percent of the oxygen and blood in your body.

Weekly Theme:
Brain Awareness Week

Brain Awareness Week is the global campaign to foster public enthusiasm and support for brain science. Every March, partners host imaginative activities in their communities that share the wonders of the brain and the impact brain science has on our everyday lives.


A golf ball

30 thoughts on “Train that Brain with a Spark

    1. Thank you. I’m sure there is a reality where old Frankie boy succeeded.
      A few people got this one. My wife, who is not a golf fan, got it in seconds. Seems its working all round.

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    1. Thank you charmer. I think he deserved better than chasing his creation across the world for eternity.
      Young Frankenstein is more my style as well ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’š

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  1. My husband got it but it did take a while. First he thought it was public opinion. I will be looking forward to testing my husbandโ€™s brain every day. Thank you. โค๏ธ

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