Tongue Twisters & No Brainers


Front Page of the Carny Gazette


Sword Swallower Swallows Tongue in Tongue Twisting Competition


Tongue Twister

Petite Pokemon purchases Polar Bear protein bars


For Anosmia Awareness Day
we are starting dumpster fires
on a global scale
If this does not concern you
Please consult your doctor


In retrospect…


…I should have used hindsight


Employee: The retro products aren’t selling.

Manager: Okay, mark them as vintage. If that doesn’t work we’ll call it, old shit, the hipsters will eat it up.


KahluaΒ© possible new slogans:

When you want to be a morning drunk
But you still gotta work

Out of coffee, don’t worry, we got you covered plastered

For the efficient drunk

Kahlua. Awaken the twitch


Open that Bottle Night
&
No Brainer Day
Are the same day
Coincidence?


Weekly Theme:
Holidays & Observances

Anosmia Awareness Day
International Polar Bear Day
International Sword Swallowers Day
International Tongue Twister Day
National Kahlua Day
National Polar Bear Day
National Protein Day
National Retro Day
No Brainer Day
Open that Bottle Night
Pokemon Day
World Retrospective Day


19 thoughts on “Tongue Twisters & No Brainers

  1. Okay these were my morning chuckles. I love the retro one and the sword swallower one the most πŸ˜‚ I enjoyed this issue. πŸ˜‰πŸ’™

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    1. Thank you blue. It was a fun week of testing what I could get away with. Today is the last day in this style.
      Back to micropoetry and poetry forms in the next few weeks πŸ˜‰πŸ’š

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  2. Hi mouse,
    Clever. I really enjoy how you use different layouts to form your poems. They create unusual movement for me as the reader. πŸ™‚ Enjoy your Saturday, eden

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    1. Hi eden,
      Thank you. I like to play with focus, help break up the sections.
      Cummings was a master of layout. If WordPress formatting improves I might try emulate that kind of thing.
      Enjoy what’s left of your weekend, wherever you are
      mouse

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    1. Always happy to hear.
      I loved Kahlua for the longest time, when I started putting it in my morning coffee I knew I had to stop πŸ˜‚

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