I’ve developed a taste for them.
It’s a dog biscuit
So, how does one develop a taste for dog biscuits?
Well, it all started last dog biscuit appreciation day…
Why can’t you be like your Brother, Cake
The bastard love child
No longer a fruit,
And never to be a cake
With a deceptive scent
The result is far less
than the sum of its parts
Banana bread is a freak
That doesn’t belong anywhere
Curling is Cool?
Then why not just call it Curling Day?
Why have a day at all?
(you don’t see tennis pandering to the simple minded masses)
Tootsie Roll Facts
64 MILLION TOOTSIE ROLLS GET MADE EVERY DAY.
THEY WERE FRANK SINATRA’S FAVORITE CANDY.
So much so, he was buried with them and a few other choice effects, including cigarettes, a lighter, and a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Monostich: A Holy Trinity
Understanding and peace, walk hand in hand toward love.
National Rationalization Day!
Save Your Broken Relationship Day!
Senryu: A Real Boy
Ask me a question
And I’ll get big and erect
Well, part of me will
Holidays & Observances
Curling is Cool Day
Play Tennis Day
International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
National Banana Bread Day
National Dog Biscuit Day
National Rationalization Day
Tootsie Roll Day
World Understanding and Peace Day