Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along
Rumi
I’ve
Travelled
All this way
To find you
within
me
Loose Limerick:
Am I Still Dreaming?
Aka
(I passed out at an orgy)
The day started like all the others
Hit the snooze and reach for the covers
But I heard a sound
And looked all around
To find dozens of animated lovers
How to Crush A Man with a handful of Words
I’ve wanted this since we met
I know you have, and so have I
You’re so hot and so wet
I want you to do me ’til I’m dry
I’m getting close, are you close too?
Okay, now I have to ask you something I’ll regret
Ask me, you know I’ll answer anything for you.
I mean no offence, please don’t get upset, but is it even in yet?
Weekly Theme:
Love
The orgy title alone made me laugh – but the first one, wow … powerful.
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I had so much fun coming up with titles that covered all three.
I was particularly proud of this one.
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Wow. Is it in. It’s like you were a thought thief and took that out of my head.
Wait… Maybe I shouldn’t —
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Maybe 😏😅
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That first one is so clever on so many levels. Brilliant.
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Okay okay after reading the 2nd and last one I couldn’t stop laughing. 😂 they were the hit and miss kinda love, one would say.
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Thank you. Always nice to know I’m not just making myself laugh.
Right. A whole lotta hits and a little, near miss 😉💚
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🤣🤣🤣
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😏😉🤣💚
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The last one made me laugh… and now I feel guilty for laughing. One should never cause a lover that level of angst…
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And yet, we do it so often without realising. I speak on behalf of men of course. We have no idea what we are doing 🤣
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Oh how I laughed, and laughed, and laughed! 😜🖤🖤🖤
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Nice! Not sure how many felt the same about the content 😏💚
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Well, at least 65 others liked this post alone – so you’re not doing too badly my friend 😁😁🖤
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… or like that Doctor Who’s Tardis,
is it bigger on the inside? 🤔
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Hilarious. That is an excellent retort for the offended man.
Now just to find a callous woman who knows what a Tardis is 😂
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