Go To Jail!

Tired of the same old board games?
Looking for something new?
We have the answer for you!
From the people who brought you Monopoly
Comes the sequel…

Go to Jail!

Unlike Monopoly, Go to Jail, is full immersion, virtual reality gameplay.
Each player is fitted with a specially formulated suit and VR Headset!
For the most realistic simulator dedicated to daily prison life.
You start as a bitch, making license plates. By trading, bitching, and snitching, you climb up or down societal ranks within the prison, with the aim of transferring to the lowest security prison. Then, to freedom!
If you don’t get shanked first!

But don’t take our word for it, listen to these happy customers:

I love how they changed the get out of jail free card to a Presidential Pardon. Now if I could get get my claws on one.

Thanksgiving Turkey

A great family night! It scared the kids straight.

Arnold Shapiro

The water boarding and genital clamps made me feel like I was really in Guantanamo Bay!

Mohammed Mana Ahmed al-Qahtani

Love it! Way less painful than a game of monopoly.

Elizabeth J. Magie

Well, what are you waiting for?
Do not pass go, go directly to jail!

Go to Jail, from Hasbro.
When you play games, everyone wins.


Do not use this product if you have high blood pressure, heart disease, diabetes, thyroid disease, asthma, glaucoma, or difficulty in urination. May be too intense for some viewers.
Discontinue use of this product if any of the following occurs: itching, aching, vertigo, dizziness, ringing in your ears, vomiting, giddiness, aural or visual hallucinations, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, drowsiness, insomnia, profuse sweating, shivering, or heart palpitations.
We take no responsibility for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
Warranty does not cover normal wear and tear, misuse, accident, lightning, flood, hail storm, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, avalanche, earthquake or tremor, hurricane, solar activity, meteorite strike, nearby supernova and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper or unauthorised use, incorrect line voltage, unauthorised use, unauthorised repair, improper installation, typographical errors, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, microwave ovens or mobile phones, sonic boom vibrations, ionising radiation, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, disk failure, accidental file deletions, mud slides, forest fire, riots or other civil unrest, acts of terrorism or war, whether declared or not, explosive devices or projectiles (which can include, but may not be limited to, arrows, crossbow bolts, air gun pellets, bullets, shot, cannon balls, BBs, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, ICBMs, or emissions of electromagnetic radiation such as radio waves, microwaves, infra-red radiation, visible light, UV, X-rays, alpha, beta and gamma rays, neutrons, neutrinos, positrons, N-rays, knives, stones, bricks, spit-wads, spears, javelins etc.).
Other restrictions may apply.
This supersedes all previous disclaimers
Hasbro, Inc (c) 2020

16 thoughts on “Go To Jail!

    1. Thank you. I had fun with this one.
      Now I’m waiting from the Hasbro to make a watered down version of it. The disclaimer is mostly real, pasted together from a dozen products, with a few choices words I added in πŸ˜‰πŸ’š

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