“Jolly day it be!”
“Why are you talking like that?”
“Why aren’t ye? Lubber!”
International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man with an eyepatch running around and waving his arms wildly.
“Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?”
“I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”